Monday, March 18, 2013

in Soviet Russia, scam emails YOU

Y'all, I'm so excited. I just received this email, and I think I might have found...

THE ONE.

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Hello my name is Julia I am from small city in the center of Russia.
I am 24 years old.I am very friendly and romantic person.
I saw your structure and have decided to do record in you as I search for the friend on the Internet!
I want to have serious relationship and it true.My dream is search for the man which will appreciate me and to respect.
I like to get acquainted with unknown people. I am a optimistic girl with sense of humor, who is looking for her soulmate...
Sometimes I go to the disco with my friends. I like to spend my free time on the nature.
There are a real beautiful places near my town! Al my life I like sport.
When I was young I was engaged in gymnastics and now I am engaged in aerobics.
Al my friend say that i cherful and sociable.
I hope soon to see your message in my box.


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Let's count the reasons this is a good idea:

1. She saw my structure! And liked it!

2. She's looking for a man which will to respect, and that's totally me.

3. She likes the disco. And who doesn't like the disco?

4. She likes to spend her free time on the nature. That sounds kinky.

5. She's a Russian ex-gymnast who now does aerobics. So she might not get her periods, and she owns lots of leg warmers. Never a bad thing!

6. SHE WANTS TO SEE MY MESSAGE IN HER BOX.

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In conclusion, I'm pretty sure sending her my banking information is a good idea. I don't see how things could possibly go wrong with Julia from Russia. Worst case scenario, she shows up, and I turn her into a maid and never have to do housework again.

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In other news, I'm deep into revisions on Servants of the Storm and... not really doing much else. Now is one of those times that if you want to know what I'm up to, your best bet is Twitter: @DelilahSDawson. You don't even have to join, if you don't want to.

1 comment:

Lexi H said...

Ahahahaha! So nice to be recognized for all your wonderful attributes, nothing red flag worthy here.