Don't feel too sorry for him, big-hearted types He was a kitten eater.
Just kidding. But he was responsibly harvested from a program that takes pride in having personally corrected alligator endangerment. Each decapitated head represents 1/17 of a gator released into the wild.
That's a statistic I can believe in.
Also, his tag features an alligator with a top hat and cane, and that's all I really need.