Had my eyes dilated at noon. Three hours later, and my pupils are so big that I have a horrible headache and look like an anime character.
It went like this:
optometrist: Okay, so these drops will dilate your eyes. Do you need to do anything that involves reading today?
me: I'm a writer. All I do is read and write.
optometrist: Nothing else?
me: Sometimes I sleep.
optometris: Can you go home and take a nap?
me: Nope. I have two kids under 5.
optometrist: Bad news...
And then he put liquid poison in my eyes.
The worst part is that being on the laptop or reading makes a big ball of angry hatred pulse behind my eyeballs, so I have to go find something non-reading/writing to do. Something that doesn't involve bright light, focus, coordination, or concentration. I mean, I slipped on a Han Solo figurine while trying to do dishes and almost wiped out.
So... what's left?