Sunday, January 1, 2012

how to make a DISCO BEAR


1. Obtain a bear-shaped container of animal crackers.

2. Eat all the animal crackers. Not all at once, though.

3. Blow the dust out of the container, but do so in a way that makes animal cracker guts lodge painfully in your eyeballs. Or you can skip that step. I didn't.

4. Put some glittery Christmas ornaments in there and shove a bunch of Christmas lights around them in a way that vaguely reminds you of intestines.

5. Realize that you have no idea what to do with the plug

6. Shove the top down anyway.

7. Plug in and cause a huge fight between your children over who gets THE DISCO BEAR.

All in all, I'd say it was a success.

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Special thanks to Ericka for giving us a plastic bear full of snacks.

2 comments:

Ericka said...

Now I know what to get Cleo for her birthday - an empty animal cracker bear.

delilah s. dawson said...

Zactly. Then I'll fill it with blue lights and put it in the boy's room. :D