"I carried a watermelon." Dirty Dancing. I know my 80's movies.
"I carried the watermelon margarita. Nobody better put it in the corner. Because it's mine. Mine I tell you. Hey, Johnny, wanna dance?"
EVERYBODY WINS!Okay, so now use that photo to mangle more quotes. For example:YOU HAD ME AT WATERMELON.WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER WATERMELON.LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO CARRY A WATERMELON.Again, burp.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE WATERMELON!Frankly, my dear, I don't give a watermelon.If you carry the watermelon, he will come.(Hee. This is fun.)
ray, when someone asks if you are a watermelon, YOU SAY YES!!!
To the skinny bitch in the picture - is watermelon all you eat lately? Seriously tho, lookin fly, lady. That is, if skinny is what you were going for. :-)
Val, this is the result of 4 months of slow carb combined with tonight's date dinner of fish and chips, bread pudding, and a margarita. Those pants don't fit no more.Also, BURP.
p.s. dk: BACK OFF, MAN. I'M A WATERMELON.THERE IS NO DANA. ONLY WATERMELON.I should probably go to sleep now.
HARRY! YER A WATERMELON!
AND A THUMPIN' GOOD ONE, I'LL WAGER.
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