Things we did on Friday:
Encountered a giant ghost beaver, which Dr. Krog wouldn't let me ride.
WHAT'S THE POINT?
Wore Nessie's skeleton as a hat while laughing.
With parental permission, which was a first.
Went panning for gemstones.
And we practiced our good, old-fashioned, frontier gibberish.
That's right. Here's my family next to your average, everyday dump truck.
Now they're, like, 2 feet tall. Hobbits.
Which means that I can boss them all around unrepetantly, just like I always wanted to.
And that, dear friends, is why we go to the Tellus Science Museum.