Friday, May 13, 2011
Yesterday, I put on my favorite shoes and a new shirt and felt like dancing.
But since Blogger has been down and unruly, I couldn't post until now.
Now, I feel STOMPY.
Me = Godzilla in awesome shoes
Tiny Car = BLOGGER, this weird cold, my unholy hunger for sugar, people who park too close, whoever canceled Firefly, the itchy spot on my healing tattoo, and the dueling-evil-banjos nature of my kids' attitudes today.
STOMPITY STOMP STOMP.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled unruly-ness.
Please eat a cookie for me. But don't tell me about it.
Because I'll totally stomp on you.