1 yard pre-smocked, tie-dye, peace sign fabric: $11.99
15 minutes of my time, billed at a premium: FREE
little girl who says,
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME TWO DRESSES IN ONE DAY!
IT'S LIKE DRESS CHRISTMAS!"
without commenting on the wonky seams, loose stitches, and generally unruly nature of your by-the-seat-of-your-jeans sewing: