I'd just like to state this publicly. Please bear with me.
If you're in the mood for something not less psychotic, but just psychotic in a different way, check out the short story I posted earlier today.
AT&T IS A HORRIBLE EXCUSE
FOR A COMPANY.
AT&T HAS BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE.
AFTER PATRONIZING AND SMACK-TALKING ME, THE CSR REFUSED TO GIVE ME HER NAME, SO I HUNG UP ON HER.
AT&T MAKES ME WANT TO CHEW OFF MY OWN LEG.
AT&T THINKS I NEED TO PAY THEM FOR A WIRELESS ROUTER BECAUSE THE ONE THEY GAVE ME DIED. BASICALLY, AFTER A WEEK WITH NO INTERNET, THEY WANT ME TO PAY THEM MORE MONEY FOR THE SHITTY SERVICE I ALREADY HAD
I SAID NO.
I JUST SIGNED UP WITH A DIFFERENT COMPANY.
WITH THE WORLD.
There. I feel better.