No, this is not another one of my wacky, nonsensical dreams.
I want that necklace.
And I want to know that the gnome carries the marvelous moniker from Cherie Priest's steampunk book Boneshaker and not the current #1 name in the poll, Gnomus Maximus, which honestly just makes me think of a wrinkled, gnomey peep.
I know I ask a lot. I know. But I'm in second place. And I firmly believe that gno gnome should have to be gnamed Gnomus Maximus when the obvious choice is JEREMIAH GODDAMN SWAKHAMMER.
And I want that freakin' necklace.
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I'm in the lead! If you voted, I LOVE YOU. And the gnome loves you, too.
Gnomes are great for unconditional love, you know.
Shouldn't Thorvold have won? It looks like that name got more votes.
Nice. I love those gnomes in a creepy, don't come into my room while I am sleeping sort of way.
I got one for my brother, whose wife instantly hid it behind a bush in the yard. There is now a war going on to see who wins out in the placement of the Gator Gnome.
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