bad movie night: haikus

may i introduce

megapiranha?

no? too bad. S/HE'S HERE.

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cheese fondue was yum

chocolate fondue was yum

movie was... um... chum.

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starring tiffany.

i think we're alone now, but

greg brady's here, too.

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ready for the plot?

toothed fish grow, grow nuts, go nuts

awesomeness ensues.

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the hero is fitch.

a dude. that does stuff. with guns.

just go with it, k?

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go, fitch, go. save us!

save us by never kissing

that hag tiffany.

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the effects. dear god.

please don't do your CGI

in MS Paint, yo.

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hermaphroditic

whale-sized piranhas. that's right.

THEY JUST ATE YOUR MOM.

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and the fish explode

for no good reason. again,

just go with it, k?

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a guy just blew up.

fitch shot a flare in his mouth
(NOT EUPHEMISM.)

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empty car. full car.

even the clothes switch sides. um.

editing might help.

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this movie is sooooooooooo

much better if you're drinking.

so please pass the Scotch.

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(to be quite honest

i love living in a world

where this crap exists.)