pre-holiday haikus

tree fell down again.
needles gone, lights broken, looks
like it lost a fight.

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nothing says homemade
like germ infested cookies
covered in green slime.

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the newest Cullen
likes his deer blood on cookies.
or straight from Rudolph.

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handmade presents done.
hopefully everyone likes
...whatever those are.

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holiday cheer rocks.
but the greatest gift of all
is my new teal hat.

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oh. and my new coat.
but i'm too tired and cozy
to take a picture.