Next time you find yourself accidentally falling off the roof of a toy store, Baskin Robbins, or movie theater, a net of glittery thread might suddenly catch you, and you would look up with gratitude in your eyes and see this face, and she would say,
Everybody gets one. I would like some chocolate ice cream now, please.
Or she could tell you her favorite new joke:
Um. Lemon. No. School bus.
(Lemon no school bus who?)
No, just say school bus.
NO, say SCHOOL BUS WHO?
(School bus who?)
LEMON AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T SAY SCHOOL! AH HA HA HA HA!
(But I did say school. I said it three times, actually. I mean, you have to say 'school' if you're going to say school bus, right?)
SCHOOL BUS YOU!
(Good one, buddy.)
I will HAVE to tell Daddy that joke. He will laugh SO, SO HARD.
And that's why Spider Girl is now my favorite superhero.