me & dr. krog: YEAH, WE LIKE JOKES!
biscuit: One time a squirrel didn't find his nuts and he died!
me & dr. krog: Huh?
biscuit: That's what the dog said. The dog with the machine. He said that the squirrel couldn't find his nuts so he died, and that was a pretty good joke, huh? HA HA HA HA. Oh, that is SO, SO funny.
dr. krog: I'm not sure you know what a joke is.
biscuit: But it's funny, right?
me: It's actually funny on a couple of levels, just not ones you can comprehend right now.
biscuit: Oh, that funny, funny dead squirrel!
Yeah, I deleted it. I'm a whiny jerk whose main complaint is that I can't be 100% selfish all the time. Boo freakin' hoo.
Now I'm gonna go watch some Holy Grail and go to sleep.
And I'm not going to say, "Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!" neither.