My day sucked.
Also, I was turned into a newt.
I'm just saying that if anybody is looking for a blogger with a heart of gold to review and/or flaunt a laptop of any sort, PLEASE HIT ME UP. I can TOTALLY BE BOUGHT, because I have a book to finish and random helicopters and parasites and zombie facts to Google.
Or perhaps I have a blog reader who just so happens to be a hermit millionaire. Hermit millionaire, YOUR TIME HAS COME!
And now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep on my Nook.
Blogging and happiness will be sporadic until New Laptop Boyfriend arrives on some sort of gilded cloud surrounded by angel trumpets and a contract that requires a signature in blood.
Or maybe in a box from w00t.
On an unrelated note, does anyone know why a laptop would refuse to start up? No crashing, no blue screen, no viruses. I put it on sleep last night, and this morning, it wouldn't turn on. You press the button, and it lights up for 2 seconds, then beeps and goes off. I tried removing the battery, inserting a new mega-battery, and doing a magical medicine man dance.