1. Fiercely awesome.
2. Fierce, as in cruel as the sharpened claws of a lynx.
biscuit: HA HA HA HA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?~!
me: Um. I got a haircut.
biscuit: YOU LOOK HIGH-LARIOUS!
me: Thanks. You're sweet.
biscuit: Oh, mommy. When your friends see what you did, they are going to tell you that you look BAD.
biscuit: HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, mommy. You are so, so funny.
Please tell me it's not that bad.
I just wanted to look like a rock star instead of a mom.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
Added 5:32. Let's try again with help of a round brush and some better eye goop. And something no one has ever seen before: me wearing lipstick.
I'm breakin' all the rules today, friends.