dr. krog: (silence from the upstairs bedroom)
me: Huh. Well. I'm going out the front door and on the porch. Dude, come look at this! It's as bright as day out here!
dr. krog: (silence)
me: (stage whisper to open window) I'm causing malfeasance! I'm a trespasser! I'm walking around in your yard! Maybe I'm the gas man; maybe not. I'm not wearing a polo with a logo. Hmm. These windows look breakable. Perhaps I will steal some of your rosemary.
dr. krog: (silence)
me: I'm a sneaky outdoor animal. I'm crunching in the leaves. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. My, this tree limb seems tasty. (dances in leaves and shakes tree branch)
dr. krog: (silence)
me: KAKAW! KAKAW! AH-OOOGA! MEOW! RRRGROWL! HISS! CATFIGHT! HUH-WAAAAAH, WHICH IS THE SOUND OF A WILD PEACOCK!
dr. krog: (opens front door in his underpants) Dude, what the hell are you doing?
me: I just thought you'd like to see the moon.
dr. krog: I do like to see the moon. Thank you.
me: KAKAW!
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And if you get the reference in the title, kudos to you. I loved that book. I like to think about it as Twilight for the lupine set.
As for the celebrity bit, I was mentioned by Cool Mom Picks editor Liz Gumbinner on ABC News, and I'm probably a lot more excited than I should be. I was also in this video while visiting the Mrs. Meyer's headquarters on behalf of CMP.
I am very fancy.
Like mustard.
2 comments:
I am so bummed that my kid wouldn't accept Bunnicula as a substitute to the teen angst Vamp books she keeps seeing advertised.
this is what marriage should be like. boy howdy.
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