Top 10 Reasons Why the Biscuit Can't Clean Her Room:
10. Mommy, who is that guy? Why does he have stripes on his face? Why is he Darth Maul? Why is he a bad guy? Who made him a bad guy? What is a Sith? Why is Emperor Palpatine his master? What is his hair like? Oh, he had old man hair? I don't like old men.
Seriously, have you ever spoken to a three-year-old?
Oy. I'll do it myself.
7 comments:
snort. Sometimes I find myself wishing Tori could talk...I'm going to regret that, aren't I?
All perfectly valid reasons for not cleaning a room in my opinion. Well, I will do anything to get out of cleaning my room, or if perchance I make an attempt I am way too easily distracted.
Your list will look a lot the same when she is 12.5. Except she will be bigger and the dancing will give you a frightening glimpse into your future if you don't get on the phone with the convent NOW!!!!
i did the same thing. but i ran around naked a lot.
how's the neck?
When a girl's gotta dance, she's gotta dance!
Now I can't get your post title out of my head, and I keep thinking about The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul. Thanks!!
So glad the Douglas Adams reference was not just in my head.
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