Biscuit: Mommy, let's play High Spy.
Biscuit: You go first.
me: I spy something pink.
Biscuit: Is it my beautiful dress?
Biscuit: Is it my beautiful headband?
Biscuit: Is it my beautiful ring?
Biscuit: I give up.
me: You can't.
Biscuit: I don't really.
me: Okay. It was your pig book.
Biscuit: Okay, I spy something pink.
me: Is it your beautiful headband?
Biscuit: Go fish!
me: Genre mixing alert! But is it your beautiful dress?
Biscuit: Yeah, it was! Your turn.
me: I spy something annoying.
Biscuit: Is it t.rex?
me: No. He's not annoying. He's just sleeping.
Biscuit: Daddy says he's annoying sometimes.
me: Yes, but not at the moment.
Biscuit: Okay, I give up.
me: It's that school bus that's holding us up while we're on our way to the pediatrician.
Biscuit: Yeah, that's a really bad school bus, to do that. If I saw that school bus, I would use my jiu-jitsu on it.
me: First of all, you can't choke a school bus. Second of all, remember how we talked about coming to mommy and daddy with your conflicts so that we can help you?
me: So if a school bus ever bothers you, come tell mommy or daddy.
Biscuit: Yeah, okay, I will. You know what would be a good name for a doggy?
me: No, what?