Sunday, January 10, 2010
my little jedi
Yeah, I know. Genre mixing alert! Weee-ooo, weeee-oooo!
And Luke is still confused.
Not that it's hard to confuse Luke.
But my little Biscuit can't help it. When you love Star Wars so much and have ponies sitting around, it's a match made in heaven.
Unlike this one.
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
"Shut up and drink your blue milk, farm boy!"
But don't worry. I think there's a pony called Appletini Attorney Appaloosa that can help them with an annulment.
The hardest part isn't getting everyone all married off with three guys and a girl, though. The hard part was selecting the action figures from daddy's vintage collection, thanks to our Pirate Uncle Robert.
And you can't sue me, because I didn't finish saying "Pikachu!"
Oh, yeah, I just did. But I have a great lawyer called Appletini Attor--
You know what? Nevermind.
But do watch out for those ponies. They're not all dead broke, or even battle trained for computer-generated lasers that go beeoo-beeooo-beeooo.
Oh, yes. Watch out for those wild ponies. Look at those crazy eyes.
And don't worry, because Han will have his revenge. And it will be sweet.
Especially served with some fava beans and a nice nerf steak.
Can you keep up with the references?
It boggles the mind.
Like the bog on Dagobah.
....and we're full circle.
If you could go back to 1985 and merge a tiny Dr. Krog and a tiny me, you would get exactly what you see here. An energetic spaz in a black leotard playing with Star Wars figurines and My Little Ponies.
Well, you'd also get some severe gender confusion, but I think you catch my drift.
It's good to have kids.