Every day, I get an exciting new comment on my blog. It goes like this:
スタービーチ has left a new comment on your post "me and chef kool kat":
According to the free online translator, here is the message:
Revival, star beach! It doesn't try doing new life stubby the Japanese largest friend searching sight finally accomplishes revival and evolution? It holds also help and combination etc of the partner searching of ideal on occasion.You will experience stubby of pleasant time.
I keep rejecting it, but it keeps coming back.
I have this private hope that it is a secret message from underground Japanese scientists who are anxious to reincarnate/reanimate my cat, Puddy, because he was the stubbiest large friend I've every had. He was an ideal partner on occasion, and he could be revived as a zombie and/or vampire cat to give me a pleasant time. And the comment only appears for my post about "me and chef kool kat", and Puddy was a totally cool cat.
See? It all fits.
So I toy with thoughts of publishing the comment and thereby possibly setting the plans in motion for the illegal creation of my new/old zombie cat.
Catalyst for the zombie catpocalypse or annoying spam for Japanese peeper enlarging device?