Sunday, December 6, 2009


Every day, I get an exciting new comment on my blog. It goes like this:

スタービーチ has left a new comment on your post "me and chef kool kat":


According to the free online translator, here is the message:

Revival, star beach! It doesn't try doing new life stubby the Japanese largest friend searching sight finally accomplishes revival and evolution? It holds also help and combination etc of the partner searching of ideal on occasion.You will experience stubby of pleasant time.

I keep rejecting it, but it keeps coming back.

I have this private hope that it is a secret message from underground Japanese scientists who are anxious to reincarnate/reanimate my cat, Puddy, because he was the stubbiest large friend I've every had. He was an ideal partner on occasion, and he could be revived as a zombie and/or vampire cat to give me a pleasant time. And the comment only appears for my post about "me and chef kool kat", and Puddy was a totally cool cat.

See? It all fits.

So I toy with thoughts of publishing the comment and thereby possibly setting the plans in motion for the illegal creation of my new/old zombie cat.

Catalyst for the zombie catpocalypse or annoying spam for Japanese peeper enlarging device?

You decide.


thatgirlblogs said...

every day? that is one dedicated... stubby whatever.

One Cluttered Brain said...


Oh no! The japanese porn ppl have found you....
Crazy japanese comments..I had no idea you could translate it though. KEWL.

Hope the japanese commenters don't find U again...Silly robots...

Alissa said...

I keep getting a spam comment on my author site on a post about whether or not my book has a theme song. The comment is in English, well actually it's just a web address repeated over and over again that wants me to buy Levitra. I keep deleting it, but perhaps it is a special sign of some sort and I am a fool to ignore it.

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delilah, the unruly helpmeet said...

I didn't think it could get better, but it did. See that Japanese comment by Anonymous? Here's the translation:

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Isn't that the prettiest partially pervy poetry you've ever read?

Cynthia said...

SO funny.

jarvenpa said...

Oh yes. I want the basic nun swimming!

Allison said...

I'm pretty sure it's Bai Ling ;P