Today is my long-awaited, almost-excited-enough-to-pee-myself day at The Secret is in the Sauce, and I'm so glad you stopped by!
And to my regular readers and their moms who are also regular readers, I am grateful every day that you guys come back to see what sort of hijinks are being perpetrated by the Goobers of Pumpkin Ranch.
That's us, up there. Your cast of characters. And here are three posts that will hopefully transmit the flavor of Unruly Helpmeet and convince you to come back and play.
The infamous Farbie cake: a tale of WTF to FTW.
In which I say goodbye to my fake boyfriend and Photoshop his image repeatedly.
Goatgetting: Behold the way that I constantly torture my husband.
Or, if you're a wacky sort of adventurer, you can just type anything into that little Search bar on the right, and you will be surprised what comes up.
Far too often, and one time a blue alligator ate my cupcake, and I almost cried.
Dr. Krog throws up when he sees a paper cut?
Well, something like that.
This blog isn't just about being a mom and a wife, though-- it's also about being an artist and a writer and someone who not only loves the absurd, but basically demands it on a daily basis. You can read my bad high school poetry, see a virtual exhibit of my last gallery show, check out haikus about family adventures, or even read my totally messy and somewhat TMI birth stories. Heck, I'll even tell you about the method we're using to avoid another birth story. There are over 500 posts, so you're sure to find something you'd like. Eventually.
Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you'll come back!