Yes, I know One Act Plays shouldn't have an Act II.
Do you think I *want* an Act II?
Honestly, I am just a pawn in this game.
the Biscuit: SPAZZ SPAZZ! Mommy, I would like to watch some Care Bears. Mommy, that dog licked me in the face. Mommy, why did that bird bonk his little bitty head?
me: Later, sorry, and because he flew into the window. Now please eat your nice grilled cheese sammich so we can go play at the park with our friends.
the Biscuit: (munch) Mommy, I need a blue chair. (munch) Mommy, today my friend in the green shirt brought cookies with butter. But shaped like letters. (munch) Mommy, these shoes make my legs hot.
me: That's fabulous, sweetheart. Let me just change your brother's diaper...
the Biscuit: HERBLAGGGH! (vomits all over her new purple dress, her grandmother, and her grandmother's chorkie)
grandmother: I don't think you guys are going to the park.
me: Get the kid a bucket. We're going home to watch Care Bears. Right after I buy 4 gallons of antibacterial hand gel and a box of face masks.
germs: Us 4, You: 0. Muahahahaha!!!!!