Especially if your bratty kid is going to bite my kid and leave a huge, bruised welt.
Especially if your bratty kid does this a lot.
Especially if you're going to offer me a lollipop afterwards instead of disciplining your child.
What on earth is the world coming to?
She looked like such a sweet little kid, and then the Biscuit was running to me in tears.
She keeps asking me why someone would bite her, and all I can think of to say is, "Because she's smaller than you and probably doesn't understand what to do when she's angry. She doesn't know any better."
But what I want to say is, "Because her parents totally spoil her and she's desperate for attention and she never gets punished for biting because her mom is too busy playing on the computer."
How do you explain that some people are just bad eggs?
Like today, when we watched an old lady come within 8 inches of hitting a guy in a crosswalk after she ran a stop sign. She slammed on her brakes and threw her hands up in the air as if to say, "How dare you exercise your legal right to walk in the part of the parking lot specifically designed for walkers! I don't have time to stop at this stop sign and allow you to perambulate!"
I guess old ladies are already spayed, though, so no worries there.
Unless, like, you've got a time machine.
Sorry to rant again, people, but I just can't believe that my kid has tooth marks in her shoulder.
I know she's totally NOM-able, but that takes it to a whole new level.
Reason #4892 that I love t.rex: No teeth yet.