Monday, June 15, 2009

lies and also lies

1. No pictures of the haircut today, because it's all messed up and sweaty from exercise. Plus, I need to eradicate the grays tonight. I hope to show you the total package tomorrow.

When I got my first gray hair at 15, I actually thought it was cute. Can you imagine that? My mom yanked it out in a Turtles as we perused the VHS tapes.

2. No pictures of the bike, or Biscuit riding the bike, or the Biscuit in a fancy purple dress and sunglasses chasing her friend around the kitchen island on the bike. Because I am feeling LAZY.

3. Nothing fancy today, because I want to indulge myself after a very long day, and since chocolate and other sugary delicacies are out of the question, I plan on a very luxurious bath with a horrible magazine. And i'm going to paint my toenails.

4. Hopefully tomorrow I will live up to the hype in my head. But for tonight... BATH.

5. Why do I have that sinking feeling, like I forget to do my homework, and the teacher is walking around, and i'm all squirmy? DAMN YOU, INTARWEBZ!!


Caroline D. said...

you are the most prolific blogger evah so relax and enjoy an easy night. but tomorrow... you better start producing, hear?

delilah, the unruly helpmeet said...

I should have time... my playgroup just got canceled! =)

I'm thinking TCP, baby.