Right now, i'm really, really frustrated.
Because I saw something on the way home that was so random, wacky, and hilarious that I just had to tell you about it.
And i've been Googling the various pieces for an hour now to make a Photoshopped approximation, and I can't find a single one of the pieces. If Dr. Krog hadn't seen it, too, I would be pretty sure i'd imagined it.
A white Hummer, the kind with a truck bed.
In the truck bed:
* a 5-foot tall black Tiki head
* a life size fiberglass statue of a topless Santa Claus with tribal tattoos
* a life size fiberglass statue of a 1940's pin-up girl in overalls
And they were set up such that Santa was leaning on the Tiki head, talking up the pin-up girl. Possibly propositioning her. I'm not sure. It happened so fast. He seemed like a really sleazy, and possibly drunk sort of Santa.
Anyway, for once... I cannot provide you with an image.
That's why camera phones are so important to modern society, folks. So you can send ugly cakes in to www.cakewrecks.com, and so I can capture the most bizarre Hummerfull of redneck crap that teh intarwebz haz ever seen.