Thursday, May 14, 2009
I woke up with a pink, irritated eyeball and eyelashes glued together like Aeon Flux on a fly farm. The above image was taken by government scientists after the careful application of a hot, wet paper towel. Until then, I just squinted, and my toddler asked if I was a pirate. Two points!
As you know from previous posts, there are only 3 possibilities.
1. I've yet again forgotten my allergies,
2. There is/was something stuck in my eye, or
3. I'M A ZOMBIE.
In any case, it's Thursday, so i'm off for my weekly brain latte.
I mean chai latte. Chai, not brains. Never brains.
Never sweet, luscious, delicious, scrumptious brains.