I know the market is bad, but this is one sweet piece of land. Rolling hills. Exquisite crevasses.
And it's in a great neighborhood.
Let's start on the bottom floor.
I've counted them myself. Ten delicious little toes, with years of wear left in 'em.
Then we continue around the corner.
That's a lot of space! You're going to have plenty of storage there.
Now let's take a quick peek around back.
What a gorgeous view! And such minimal upkeep on the yard-- that lush growth hasn't been cut a single time, and i've been watching this property for nearly 5 months.
Moving on, we get to a very special feature. You're going to love this.
You just don't get elbow dimples like that on every baby. That's a major selling point.
And I know you're going to love some of the other installations, done at the same time.
I defy you to find a baby with that many chins, that much drool, and such an attractive cheek dimple. You just can't do it! Not in today's market.
So here's the final view, folks. I just know you're going to want to put in a bid.
We're having an Open House next Sunday. With punch and pigs n' blankets! Tell your friends!
No, t.rex is not for sale. I just wanted to show off his delicious pudge.