From today in the bathtub:
biscuit: OH NO, MOMMY! I am wrink-o-lee!
me: Yes, that happens when you are in the bath for a long time and your skin cells become swollen with water. It will go back to normal once you are dry.
biscuit: Yeah, I *know*. But I am NOT a mermaid.
me: Really? How do you know?
biscuit: Because I do not have red hair.
I think she took a brief excerpt of The Little Mermaid too literally at Jazzercise yesterday.