Wednesday, March 11, 2009
andale! andale! arriba!
Did you see that?
What was that?
Whatever it was, it was too fast. Too fast for the human eye. The only thing fast enough to catch that thing on film would be a 2-year old T-Mobile camera phone with a tarantula as the wallpaper.
It was just SO, SO FAST!
But wait! We've got an image! It appears to be... some sort of... weird squirrel thing. Like a scrat, maybe? Or a prairie dog? Or Speedy Gonzalez, before Cartoon Network dropped him for being too controversial?
I think it must be some bizarre new species of rodent. Capybara Lite. It's not very good at grooming, whatever it is. Look at that hair!
Oh, nevermind. It's just a normal two-year-old, out for an evening jog.