No, no big secret here. I'm not a callgirl or a bounty hunter or anything that interesting.
Not that i'd admit, anyway.
But I do have a secret life that somewhat baffles me. I have a secret life as a writer.
Seriously, my last 5 sales or so on Etsy have been for description writing services. And all to the same woman, who lives about 30 miles away from me. I get paid $4 a pop to write the descriptions for her beauty products. I sometimes want to write them in Burma Shave style, too.
OIL IS GOOD
FOR MORE THAN FRIES
OUR BODY BUTTER
I made an Etsy store to sell my artwork, but my biggest seller is my writing.
How messed up is that?